Experience Tiki Talk The Podcast Baby Edition

Baby Kevin

Born with a microphone in one hand and a juice box in the other, Baby Kevin is the wild card of the playpen. He’s 80% snack, 20% chaos, and 100% committed to speaking his truth—even if it’s covered in mashed banana. A firm believer that naps are a conspiracy and that pacifiers are for amateurs, Kevin's catchphrase is “Don’t cry about it—unless it's content.”

When he’s not oversharing on-air, he’s trying to figure out how to open the fridge with a rattle and sneak onto TikTok past his bedtime.

💬 Favorite quote: “Visit TikiTalkThePodcast.com, because peekaboo content isn’t just for babies.”

📊 Baby Kevin’s Stats:

💥 Sass Level: 10/10
🍼 Favorite Snack: Banana puffs with a side of drama
🤷‍♂️ Last Tantrum: When his sock didn’t match the vibe
🎤 Mic Drop Count: 7 (per episode)
💤 Nap Avoidance Rating: 98%
📱 Screen Time: “It’s research, Mom.”

Baby Noah

Don’t let the chubby cheeks fool you—Baby Noah is the realist in the nursery. Equal parts sarcasm and side-eye, he’s known for calling out fake influencers and toxic trends one spit-up at a time. He’s the baby philosopher of the podcast—if that philosopher was slightly sticky and constantly judging your skincare routine.

Noah’s calm under pressure, but will absolutely lose it if you hand him a sippy cup with the wrong lid color.

💬 Favorite quote: “Follow us on ALL the socials… because I’m not drooling for nothing.”

📊 Baby Noah’s Stats:

🧠 IQ: “Instagramable Quotables”
📦 Favorite Toy: The box the toy came in
🧴 Skincare Routine: Baby lotion + vengeance
👀 Side-Eye Accuracy: 94%
📢 Number of Times He’s Said “I told you so”: 16 (this week)
📸 Most Used Filter: “No filter, just truth.”

Video

BABIES ON THE MIC... and they're coming for your influencer era.

In this week's Tiki Talk: Baby Edition 👶, Kevin’s got mashed banana on his shirt, Noah’s over social clout, and BOTH are exposing the toxic truth about social media... pacifier in hand.

✨ Real talk. Raw rants. Rattle-ready.

👀 Watch two AI babies drag social media culture harder than a diaper blowout at brunch.

🎧 Full chaos at TikiTalkThePodcast.com
💥 Follow for more truth bombs from the crib.

BABY SOFT SKIN OR ELSE…

Things get smooth and creepy in the newest episode of Tiki Talk The Podcast (Baby Edition)!

Kevin’s elbow is flakier than a biscuit, Noah’s over it, and guest “skincare expert” Bill (yes, THAT Bill) shows up with lotion... and vibes. 😳

💬 Baby beauty tips you never asked for
🧴 Homemade slug cream? Maybe.
😂 100% unhinged baby banter

📺 Watch it now and see why moisture is a threat, not a suggestion.

🎧 Stream the full episode and visit TikiTalkThePodcast.com for more absurdity.

👇 Drop your skincare secrets below… unless you’re Chad. Chad uses bar soap.